Bill Belichick and The Big Seep

On Saturday, Bill Belichick, the enigmatic coach of the New England Patriots, decided to be as revealing as perhaps he's ever been in public. He held what he called "an impromptu thing," a lengthy, somewhat Dada press conference on the subject of the ongoing mystery that has thus far dominated the dreaded two-week longueur between the league championship games and the Super Bowl--The Big Seep. Unless you've been living far off the gridiron, you know that eleven of the twelve balls used by the Pa...